http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa en Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:34:26 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4517&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 18:37:24 GMT Sang the Beetles that is how many days until my return to Spain Sang the Beetles that is how many days until my return to Spain ]]> MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4517 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4516&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:55:08 GMT Are you watching tonight or have you given up after the farce of the world cup? I will be watching after posting this I will be starting on the... Are you watching tonight or have you given up after the farce of the world cup?
I will be watching after posting this I will be starting on the larger to get me in the mood.
Lets hope that the players also get themselves motivated and turn it on.

COME ON ENGLAND ]]> Sport MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4516 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4515&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:32:58 GMT Nintendo have brought out a new game. It's all about a 14 year old lad from Glasgow who spends all his time causing trouble,gets pissed on cheap strong cider and has a string of ASBOS to his name...........

its called WII Bastard.......:sSig_heeheehee: ]]> Jokes fred castleford http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4515 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4514&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 07:32:51 GMT been up to 38 on the thermometer on my balcony and very little wind about so it's a bit overpowering......mind you I suppose that's what we come for so I'm not really complaining - although I might when we get the electricity bill! We normally try to acclimatise and leave the a/c off but gave in on the first day here! Loads of people on the beaches and in the supermarkets but according to the bars they're not really spending their money so one of the bars close to us has closed their kitchen on an evening and another is doing a 'kids eat free' offer :eek: The little spanish bar across from me does a roaring trade from 11.30pm to 1am when the folks from Madrid come out for their daily ice cream but nothing much during the day. As we go out on a night all you can smell is cooking so I guess a lot of people are eating at home to keep costs down. Anyway must go......tackling Habaneras today.........:sSig_woohoo2: ]]> General chit chat siamese http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4514 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4513&goto=newpost Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:03:23 GMT Hope you watched footy on ESPN Sunday. Villa on top for 10 minutes and then Carew skies double skies a penalty. Woosh Toon players well 8 of them... Hope you watched footy on ESPN Sunday.
Villa on top for 10 minutes and then Carew skies double skies a penalty.
Woosh Toon players well 8 of them realise this is the team that sent them into the Championship and their supporters the Villans took the pee.
Played them off the park winning 6-0.
Bet they aint laughing now. ]]> Sport MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4513 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4512&goto=newpost Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:00:05 GMT Just transfered line rental to AOL to go with my phone and internet connection. Asked for reasurances that it would not cause a problem. Told may be... Just transfered line rental to AOL to go with my phone and internet connection. Asked for reasurances that it would not cause a problem. Told may be without telephone for about an hour.
Phone no problem, computer would not access internet. Ring up told I will have to wait to midnight and it will right itself ha ha.
Next day no different. Ring again could not resolve on PC, had to get laptop plug router in and change settings woked for both laptop and PC. What if I had not had a laptop??
Then special delivery brought a new superfast modem !!!! paperwork states should have had or received a letter withconnection ID etc. not here yet.
Should I install when it arrives and have bother again or continue with old router?? ]]> TV, Broadband, Software, Phone and PC support MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4512 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4511&goto=newpost Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:39:21 GMT In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament..
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR..
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN ]]> Jokes MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4511 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4510&goto=newpost Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:23:57 GMT I am "thinking" of selling up in VM, but what the hell is this all about? €39k :sAng_scream:

http://www.dolphinpropertiesspain.co...p?refno=330153

then I spot this that I'm looking at

http://www.inspain.tv/allproperties1..._795371_4.aspx

Only to find this......spot the difference in the pics?.......NOT

http://www.thinkspain.com/spanish-property/1048797

So, what do I do?

I aint loaded like Morbob either:sAng_scream: ]]> General chit chat Kev http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4510 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4509&goto=newpost Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:02:33 GMT http://www.theleader.info/article/24...a-beer-on-tap/

Well I don't post very often anymore as not a lot is happening this neck of the woods. Anyway this fantastic real alehouse has opened. Forget all the fizzy chemical crap this is the real thing. Apparently it's Russian owned ( mafia money laundering probably) cost 3,000,000 euros. The beer is fantastic and the food is good as well. During the week a MDD costs 8 euros and that includes half a litre of 'homebrew'. A bit more at the weekend. It's like something out of Disneyworld. Outside front and back are huge terraces that are cooled by a water spray system. Don't ask me how to get there as it's in the article. Even Siamese should be able to find it.:sSig_woohoo2:f_1f_1f_1 ]]> Fly380 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4509 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4508&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:51:41 GMT Back on telly again this Sunday ESPN Toon v Villans. Should be competitive because Villa were the team who beat Newcastle on the last day of the... Back on telly again this Sunday ESPN Toon v Villans.
Should be competitive because Villa were the team who beat Newcastle on the last day of the season to relegate us to the championship but their fans turned up with mischievous banners tacking the pee. Like who will be the next messiah in toon lets see him save you etc etc.
Sang you'll not be ganin doon the Scotswood road its the championship your ganin doon too. etc.
Probably be a few nutters trying to get at their fans. ]]> Sport MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4508 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4507&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:44:04 GMT A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD .................................................................... A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD





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Bugger ...
I've forgotten what it was.... ]]> Jokes MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4507 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4506&goto=newpost Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:47:40 GMT Ken can you not set this up in Spain for us poor peasants. I am paying 247€ for 12 days in September. Then they will also add on 50€ plus for fuel... Ken can you not set this up in Spain for us poor peasants. I am paying 247€ for 12 days in September. Then they will also add on 50€ plus for fuel which I will struggle to use up.
You can use peugots I will not mind. ]]> Car hire MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4506 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4505&goto=newpost Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:53:47 GMT How can a user name appear under the list of current active users but they do not appear in the members list? How can a user name appear under the list of current active users but they do not appear in the members list? ]]> General chit chat MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4505 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4504&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 11:54:48 GMT A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.



He replied, "She called Five Horses".



The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.


What does it mean?"



The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean..




. . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG." ]]> Jokes MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4504 http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4503&goto=newpost Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:25:57 GMT Toon v Manure do not miss it. Toon v Manure do not miss it. ]]> Sport MORBOB http://www.torreviejaforum.co.uk/villa/showthread.php?t=4503